Growing up, I never heard the phrase, “if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.�    
It’s not that my family was mean or rude, we just understood the undeniable truth that sometimes things need to be said that aren’t pleasant to hear. It’s one of the biggest things I respect about my family.  I know that no matter what, they’re going to be honest with me, even if I don’t want to hear it.

That knowledge has given me an overwhelming sense of security.  It has also given me an overwhelming pain in my ass. Read the rest of this entry »

Sometimes I hate women.

I’m fed up with certain types of women. So angry at the way some women live double lives. Women who purport to be independent and self-sufficient but in reality, fall apart when a man’s not there.

When Sex in the City first aired everyone was talking about it, like it was something new and amazing. They said it cast women in very strong roles and showed that not all women needed a man to make them complete. I was doing my graduate work in the Communication Department, so we studied clips in multiple classes.

Guess what we found….no really, guess. We found it was a load of crap. Read the rest of this entry »

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

That’s hot. Read the rest of this entry »

So I took this personality test. The questions were asked in an innovative way which I really liked. The problem is, I’m such an analytical thinker that I always have a problem taking those tests. I know what they are asking and where my answer will put me, and I also know how I want it to turn out. This gives a decided bias to the results.

But this time….I got an answer I did not expect.

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1. He sucks.

2. He sucks. Big time.

I usually devour books and it’s taken me 2 weeks to get to page 150. There is nothing interesting that compells me to turn the page.

3. His attempts to be artistic and poetic annoy me.
He trys to do this thing where he doesn’t indent and he uses each word/phrase as a single line. I see where he’s trying to go Read the rest of this entry »