“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

That’s hot. (more…)

1. He sucks.

2. He sucks. Big time.

I usually devour books and it’s taken me 2 weeks to get to page 150. There is nothing interesting that compells me to turn the page.

3. His attempts to be artistic and poetic annoy me.
He trys to do this thing where he doesn’t indent and he uses each word/phrase as a single line. I see where he’s trying to go (more…)