I took Physics in high school, I’m sure because it was required because why else would I take Physics? I’m not a sciences person. My mind doesn’t work that way and frankly I don’t care about any of it.

And while we’re on the subject I’m not too keen on Math either. Thank you Ms. Mease for teaching me all about percentages and “of over is.” But to all those Math teachers who told me, I’d need this stuff “in the real world,” you’re all full of crap, crap and self preservation. Never, never have I ever need the quadratic equation, and those proofs in Geometry…are you kidding me?

I digress. I wasn’t the best physics student. My teacher knew I didn’t care for the class and he used to give problem examples like this, “Vida is standing on the edge of cliff, she picks up Mr. Gant and throws him over the edge. At what rate does Mr. Gant fall?”

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